How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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