yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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