Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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