Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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