You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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