I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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