Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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