I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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