My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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