I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Dick very happy bro
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