Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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