i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
