is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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