If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
