I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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