The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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