talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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