He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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