I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Randomize