Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I am available for nakedness
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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