it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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