4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
A bitchslap is in order.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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