I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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