I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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