so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
this will be a night to untag.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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