So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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