what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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