do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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