do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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