You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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