ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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