Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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