Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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