i think my tv is drunk
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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