Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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