Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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