Those balls look pretty dangerous.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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