O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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