i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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