Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Randomize
