he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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