Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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