I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She bit a glass in half.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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