fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Farmville is her only friend.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Randomize
