I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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