He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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