How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize