please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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