No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Are we still banned from the library?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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