Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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