But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i will never coherently bang her
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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