yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
