Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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