we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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