why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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